Gay times in the mall.

Just when I think things are finally normal for me I have a strange mall encounter. I was going to Lowes to buy some shelves for my basement and decided to stop into the mall and visit with the old co-workers. After spending about 20 minutes talking to David about his book and business I decided to lay on one of the beds. I can't count the number of hours I spent in the past 3 years laying on the beds at Select Comfort.

Today was different, as I was talking to David I felt someone at my feet, I looked to see an employee from a mall store who I casually talked to when I worked in the mall. He began to climb over my feet to get into bed with me. I expected him to fall next to me in the bed but he kept climbing. He reached my crotch and plopped down. I don't know what facial expression I made, but I am sure it was classic. My penis did its best turtle impersonation, and at this moment has still not re-emerged from his shell.

Next, the guy began to grind on me, his tie was rubbing my nose and I heard a loud pop. It was his hip. This finally encouraged him to get off...of me, hopefully not get off...in his pants. I was speechless, David laughed and the mall employee just smiled.

"I walked by and thought that was you, then I got closer and realized it was you and I couldn't resist."

The way he was talking he doesn't even remember my name. I have never done that to anyone, and never had anyone do it to me. It takes a lot of nerve for him to do that in the middle of the mall during Christmas season. I think he is straight, and he knows I have a beautiful girlfriend, so I don't know what he was thinking. Hopefully he will also have nightmares tonight about today's events.